So I was just slouched at my bathroom sink, my forearms resting on the porcelain basin, with the faucet turned to the " H" (as in hot) position, just waiting for the warm water to begin cascading over my hands so that I could wash the cares of the world, (and the days makeup) off my face, and go to bed.
Two solid minutes go by and I finally, slowly raise my weary head, stare at my disheveled hair in the mirror, and realize that both the men in my house just took long, hot showers. I proceed to splash my face with the once tepid, now ice cold water
So000, "GOOD MORNING 10:30 p.m.!"
Where is my Unisom?